"Monty Totten" (MontagueTotten)
11/28/2016 at 14:58 • Filed to: Matt Hardigree, Jalopnik, Self-help, Hardigree, Spotify, Darryl, The Office, Cry-for-help, Raphael Orlove, Oppositelock, Confidence Boost, Ariana Grande | 9
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Is this a cry for help?
A fellow Jalop/opponaut seem to think so.
Hang in there, Matt.
S65
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:01 |
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For Sweden
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:03 |
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Dear Jalopnik,
Delete your account
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:09 |
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Well... now I don’t want to read Jalopnik anymore.
404 - User No Longer Available
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:19 |
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Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Sam
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:20 |
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We’ve all had those days, man.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:20 |
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If he needs a confidence boost or pick-me-up, maybe he should go back to his roots. Happier times.
/McMike’d
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:32 |
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Eh. Her music is catchy and she’s pretty attractive. Whatevs.
CalzoneGolem
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:39 |
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I have no idea what any of this means but I’m angry about it like you guys are.
Monty Totten
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/28/2016 at 15:40 |
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Catchy? Valid.
Attractive? Very valid.
Does she enunciate? Negative.
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:41 |
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Rhythmic Mumbling: Brought to you by Attractive 20-Somethings
Patrick George
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:53 |
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The good news is Hardigree doesn’t run Jalopnik anymore, so our site is powered entirely by ~ a e s t h e t i c ~
Matt Hardigree
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 15:54 |
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Oh my God this is great! I’ve been listening to some weird, depressing shit lately so I thought I’d see if there was a good mood board to try out and picked one of the first ones. Pressed play. Walked away. Glad it’s been pumping out good tunes.
MonkeePuzzle
> For Sweden
11/28/2016 at 16:06 |
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dont twitter us bro
DrJohannVegas
> MonkeePuzzle
11/28/2016 at 16:10 |
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Counterpoint: Everything is Twitter now.
Nauraushaun
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/28/2016 at 16:21 |
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seemeibe worworworworwor
MonkeePuzzle
> DrJohannVegas
11/28/2016 at 16:22 |
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counter-counterpoint: twitter is everything
DrJohannVegas
> MonkeePuzzle
11/28/2016 at 16:23 |
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counter-tweet: points is everything.
Cash Rewards
> Matt Hardigree
11/28/2016 at 16:24 |
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Yeah, I get in those cycles when my kids are waking me up multiple times a night. I just hitting the coffee. I’ll give this a try next
DrJohannVegas
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 16:34 |
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Hateful Mate
> Patrick George
11/28/2016 at 16:50 |
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As long as it’s played on Murilee’s Junkyard Boogaloo, that’s somewhat acceptable.... http://jalopnik.com/265913/turbo-ii-junkyard-boogaloo—-part-1-features
Somewhat..
In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/28/2016 at 16:58 |
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I’ve got one better
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Monty Totten
11/28/2016 at 18:21 |
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“Does she enunciate? Negative.”
aaaAAAAa...uuusseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAATTeh?
waaaAAAttse atttTT?
donn maaac m’ thiiinn ‘bou nuthin...
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/28/2016 at 18:23 |
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This is my favourite pick-me-up song...
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Matt Hardigree
11/28/2016 at 18:27 |
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You need to listen to more... Carole King!!!!